It’s a penis. With a tiny butt instead of balls. When I said I liked pegging, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind…
“You’ve always dreamt of going bareback on a tight ass while you stroke a hard cock, so what are you waiting for? This handheld masturbator has a pair of perfectly round ass cheeks connected to a thick 7″ cock!”
How did you know, this is exactly what I’ve always wanted!? Okay, so maybe I’m not the target demographic, but still. Wait, strike that, it’s labeled as a unisex product, we’re back on! Also, let’s glorify unprotected sex, while we’re at it.
“This bad boy will let you fuck his bubble butt while you reach around and jack him off! Slap his big round ass and listen to the whack–it sounds and feels just like a real ass!”
Just like a real ass! Only tiny, and made of “Fanta Flesh”
“Wraps around your cock and clings to every inch of your pleasure rod with each stroke.”
Mmm… pleasure rod.
“As always use plenty of Moist Lube for an extra wet encounter”
Yesss… just what the experience needs… the burn of nettle extract!